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Company Develops Ikea Hangover Cure

Released on = February 16, 2007, 8:14 am

Press Release Author = Eric Davis/EZ Furniture Assembly

Industry = Real Estate

Press Release Summary = New York City company develops cure for Ikea Hangover. What
starts out as a few great decorating plans can turn into a nightmare in one long
day. That\'s where EZ Furniture Assembly come in, they are a professional assembly
service that has found a niche t make everyones life a bit easier.

Press Release Body = Everything looked so beautiful in all the magazines and
catalogs. If you close your eyes you can picture that nice, new, entertainment
center in your living room. Or the big, tall wardrobe with natural finish in your
bedroom, directly across from the shiny six-drawer dresser you had to have. Then, as
you open your eyes the reality starts to set in, you look around only to see torn
boxes, pieces of wood like material scattered about, and a bag of shiny
thing-a-ma-jigs. Your head starts to pound as it did in college when you and your
friends would drink cheap wine and foreign beer.

You have an Ikea Hangover! You tell yourself you should have questioned the
simplicity of all this once you saw the store itself was harder to figure out than
quantum physics. But everything looked so beautiful in all the magazines and
catalogs. So, you just plowed ahead while keeping your eyes on the prize. You went
from catalog to bin and back again. What started out as a nice trip to the cool
furniture store has turned into some sort of sick mental torture? You load up
everything in your car and hit the highway. You are doing 85 in a 65 but are
confident if you get stopped and you tell the officer you were shopping at Ikea he
would surely let you go with time served. You're finally back at the ranch and only
have to carry your new, chic furniture up 2 flights and it's all over with. Right?
Wrong! Anyone who has the Ikea hangover knows that this is only the beginning of
long painful journey. All the cool furniture they claim is "easy Assembly" is
anything but.

Besides tools you're going to need a whole lot of time and patience. The two thing
most New Yorker's have very little of. Stop! Don't throw your wardrobe out the
window yet! There's still hope. A new company called EZ Furniture Assembly claims to
be the cure for your Ikea Hangover. They are a professional furniture assembly
service that specializes in furniture and fitness equipment assembly and
installation. The owner Christopher Purnell, has assured me that this is not just a
local problem, and more like a national epidemic. His company belongs to a national
professional assemblers network that has members in every state to help you with
that Ikea Hangover. Christopher, and many others just like him and found a niche
that has proven profitable while making our lives a lot easier. He explained that
rates vary depending on the article needing assembly, but claims that one third of
the retail price is about the normal charge.

Considering that a professional assembler can complete the project about six times
faster than a novice, to most it's money well spent.



Web Site = http://www.ezfurnitureassembly.com

Contact Details = If you would like to contact EZ Furniture Assembly you can visit
them
at WWW.EZFURNITUREASSEMBLY.COM
or call (206) 203-1315.

And if you're outside of the New York City area you can go to the national network
at WWW.ASSEMBLE4YOU.COM.

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